‘Twas a Dark Day in the Zug Home Today

The Gate, she did not hold.

The child, she did not sleep.

The mama, she did so weep.

Ruthie, I am SO not your biggest fan right now. In fact, I’m hardly a fan at all. Currently you are the Angelina Jolie of this family. When you decide to stay in your bed all night, I will stop slandering you on the internet.